You Are What You Read

The Wall Street Journal is read by those who run the country.

The New York Times is read by those who think they run the country.

The Washington Post is read by those who think they should be running the country.

USAToday is read by those who think they should be running the country but who can't understand The Washington Post.

The Boston Globe is read by those whose parents used to run the country.

The Los Angeles Times is read by those who wouldn't mind running the country if they had the time.